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Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products in a...

 

Biologist jokes

A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure is not long enough...

 

Biologist jokes

Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the...

 

Biologist jokes

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal...

 

Biologist jokes

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had...

 

Biologist jokes

A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old...

 

Biologist jokes

A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw...

 

Biologist jokes

There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got...

 

Biologist jokes

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the...

 

Biologist jokes

A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particularly interested in applying...