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Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !

When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !

How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !