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Bird jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !

Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !