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Bird jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!