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Bird jokes

How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !