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Bird jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !

What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !