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Biologist jokes

A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness....

 

Biologist jokes

An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving for a meal of wild...

 

Biologist jokes

"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

 

Biologist jokes

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.

 

Biologist jokes

A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

 

Biologist jokes

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

 

Biologist jokes

Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck

 

Bird jokes

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!

 

Bird jokes

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he...

 

Bird jokes

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.