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Bicycle jokes

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

 

Bicycle jokes

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by...

 

Bicycle jokes

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his...

 

Bicycle jokes

When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

 

Bicycle jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).

 

Bicycle jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

 

Bicycle jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

 

Bicycle jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

 

Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

 

Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !