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Bed jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.