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Bed jokes

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his...

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all. Right. Here's a...

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in...

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.

Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !