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Beauty jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !
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I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !
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My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?
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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they...
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Bed jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.
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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.
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