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Bath jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

 

Bath jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

 

Beauty jokes

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

 

Beauty jokes

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I...

 

Beauty jokes

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift...

 

Beauty jokes

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

 

Beauty jokes

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

 

Beauty jokes

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant....

 

Beauty jokes

A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is." The next week the branch was...

 

Beauty jokes

I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!