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Bicycle jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

 

Bicycle jokes

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

 

Biologist jokes

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck...

 

Biologist jokes

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten...

 

Biologist jokes

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.

 

Biologist jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

 

Biologist jokes

A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know what a...

 

Biologist jokes

A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island, they are shot at by a...

 

Biologist jokes

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his...

 

Biologist jokes

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many...