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Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !