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Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.