More Jokes
What do you call the place where parrots make
films?
Pollywood!
What did the parrot say on Independence
Day?
Polly wants a firecracker!
What did the rich socialite's parrot
say?
Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
What did the parrot say
when he saw a
duck?
Polly want a quacker!
Which bird ran for President?
H. Ross
Parrot
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't
become polly-saturated!
How can you tell if a parrot
is
intelligent?
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
What's a parrot's favourite
game?
Monopoly!
What are a parrot's favourite literary
characters?
Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
What's a parrot's favourite song?
I love
Parrots in the Springtime!