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Bird jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What does an educated owl say? Whom.