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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big...

I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he...

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped...

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Oh, yes...

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.