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Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my...
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I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come...
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too...
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What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big...
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Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you...
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A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to...
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