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Birthday jokes

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

 

Birthday jokes

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

 

Birthday jokes

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said...

 

Birthday jokes

It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay...

 

Birthday jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

 

Birthday jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

 

Birthday jokes

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

 

Birthday jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

 

Birthday jokes

What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

 

Birthday jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!