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Bird jokes

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

 

Bird jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

 

Bird jokes

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

 

Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

 

Bird jokes

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4...

 

Bird jokes

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an...

 

Bird jokes

"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too...

 

Birthday jokes

Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!

 

Birthday jokes

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said...

 

Birthday jokes

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle...