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Bird jokes
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.
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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4...
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A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an...
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"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too...
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Birthday jokes
Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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Birthday jokes
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said...
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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle...
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