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Bird jokes

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.

Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).