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Birthday jokes

Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends,...

Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"