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Birthday jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

 

Birthday jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

 

Birthday jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

 

Birthday jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

 

Birthday jokes

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said...

 

Birthday jokes

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

 

Birthday jokes

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

 

Birthday jokes

Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot....

 

Blind jokes

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began...

 

Blind jokes

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is...