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Blind jokes

Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?

 

Blind jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the other can't go to sea.

 

Blind jokes

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The...

 

Blind jokes

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down,...

 

Blind jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye

 

Blind jokes

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager...

 

Blind jokes

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began...

 

Blind jokes

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off...

 

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Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?" "No". "Then let's go in front !"

 

Blind jokes

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!