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Blonde jokes

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!