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Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.