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Blonde jokes

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in...

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns...

 

Blonde jokes

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't...

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They...

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are...

 

Blonde jokes

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please...

 

Blonde jokes

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.