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Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.