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Blonde jokes

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.

 

Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

 

Blonde jokes

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all...

 

Blonde jokes

One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the...

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So...

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

 

Blonde jokes

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!"...

 

Blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.

 

Blonde jokes

There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game...

 

Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.