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Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and...

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.