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Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

 

Blonde jokes

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

 

Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

 

Blonde jokes

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."

 

Blonde jokes

Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

 

Blonde jokes

Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone

 

Blonde jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up...

 

Blonde jokes

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.