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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No,...

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.