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Blonde jokes

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't...

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!