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Blonde jokes

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

 

Blonde jokes

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still...