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The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a...

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He...

Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron

Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)