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Bird jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!

Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!