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Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule...
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Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
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A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."
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"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be...
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College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this?" asked one...
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A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And...
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Cow jokes
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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Cow jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
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