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College jokes

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

 

College jokes

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule...

 

College jokes

Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

 

College jokes

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

 

College jokes

"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be...

 

College jokes

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this?" asked one...

 

College jokes

A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And...

 

Cow jokes

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

 

Cow jokes

Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

 

Cow jokes

Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!