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A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors haven't got bad...

 

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Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the...

 

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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party."...

 

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All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night...

 

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages,...

 

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On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

 

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

 

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

 

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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his...

 

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Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly...