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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.

 

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Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST...

 

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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"

 

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

 

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.

 

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

 

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Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

 

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There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

 

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

 

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Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.