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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

 

Clinton jokes

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

 

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Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

 

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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes,...

 

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Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

 

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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

 

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

 

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Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

 

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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along...

 

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Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.