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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and...

 

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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

 

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One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they...

 

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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows...

 

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Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

 

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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

 

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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

 

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Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton

 

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Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

 

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Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.