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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.

 

Clinton jokes

Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.

 

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Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!

 

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Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.

 

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Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.

 

Clinton jokes

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.

 

Clinton jokes

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the...

 

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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

 

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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

 

Clinton jokes

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was...