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Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.

 

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Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.

 

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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

 

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Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

 

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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

 

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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the...

 

Clinton jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.

 

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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.

 

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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

 

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Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.