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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own...

Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never!...

Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the...

Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.