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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the...

Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".

Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.