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Christmas jokes
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"
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Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a...
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
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