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Christmas jokes

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

 

Christmas jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.

 

Christmas jokes

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

 

Christmas jokes

What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

 

Christmas jokes

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

 

Christmas jokes

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

 

Christmas jokes

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

 

Christmas jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

 

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

 

Christmas jokes

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.