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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

 

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

 

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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

 

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

 

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the...

 

Christmas jokes

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the...

 

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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?...

 

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile...

 

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What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

 

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.