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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

 

Christmas jokes

Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

 

Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on...

 

Christmas jokes

Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

 

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Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!

 

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

 

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

 

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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

 

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

 

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !